C: You know why I don't like to go see movies at the theater?
T: Why?
C: Because first of all, I can't pause the movie whenever I want; and second, you actually have to PAY for the snacks.
M: Happy Birthday Mom!
R: Thanks!
M: How old are you?
R: 37
M: Why do you have to be so old?
R: (at Costco to the check-out person) Could you add 4 sodas please?
C: Sweet, you just ask for soda and they give it to you for free?
R: No, they put it on my credit card when I don't have cash.
C: That is SO cool, so you never need ANY money?
C: Mom, could you please hurry up. I have something really important to do at home.
R: (while purchasing soccer shoes for him) Sure, what do you need to do?
C: I have to harvest something on my Zombie Farm and I didn't bring my iTouch with me.
R: Seriously?
C: Yeah, I don't want the stuff to die. I worked really hard.
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