I decided the boys, or at least one boy, was getting to old for the "I love you" messages in his lunch. So I switched things up and found a site that listed clean, dumb jokes. I started writing a joke a day on the napkin included in their lunch box. Here are some that have made us laugh out loud.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
What did the mother buffalo say when her boy left for college? Bye-son!
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A Private Tutor.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer." The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
What is brown and sticky? A stick.
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